Over the first days of Succos, I rediscovered one of the stupidest creatures on this planet.
I'll give you a hint or two before I tell you what it is.
- This creature puts itself through pain on a daily basis.
- Even though it knows it was in pain yesterday, it will repeat the action today, because it thinks its a good idea.
- It will make noises and notify other creatures around it about its pain, yet do nothing to resolve the issue.
The answer is simple:
The WOMAN.
The pain?
Wearing high heels.
I saw a girl walking down the street looking like a baby giraffe, with her legs buckling underneath her with every step, as she hobbled down the streets.
Girls, it's not your height that is sexy. Nor your ankles. Its the legs.
Making them taller and destroying your feet is just plain stupid.
C'mon, heels do make girls more attractive.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-raj-persaud/why-do-high-heels_b_3691829.html
No, a girl who is ugly, doesn't become attractive because of heels. And vice versa.
DeleteA girl who is semi-attractive or attractive becomes more attractive in heels.
DeleteYou seriously don't think an article of clothing can make a woman more attractive?
An article of clothing, yes.
DeleteHeels, no.
Interesting, apparently lots of people disagree with you.
DeleteHigh heels definitely draw attention to the wearer, make her appear slimmer (in part because they force a woman to stand taller, but also because they tone her leg muscles), and perhaps the kicker, they accentuate her legs making them appear longer and leaner. Additionally, they improve the entire look of a woman’s body by improving how she carries herself when she stands and walks.
Yeah, because hobbling down the street like a limping mule is so sexy.
DeleteRight, so not if the wearer can't walk in them. That's not what I'm referring to.
DeleteYou're judging something from one "negative encounter" with it.
Yeah, because this was all about one encounter...
DeleteSo you've never met a female who rocks the look of stilettos?
DeleteInteresting...
I have. And if you see that same woman in stilettos wearing skinny jeans at the same time, it'll have no effect on you.
DeleteSo clearly it was the skirt and legs doing it, not the heels.
But the point is that it's the heels that accentuate her legs. Why do you think strippers wear heels?
DeleteFirst off, if you are with a stripper, I doubt you will be focusing on her heels.
DeleteSecond, the post never said they shouldn't wear them, just that they are stupid for doing so.
i always say if you cant walk in it dont wear it...i wear heels but only shoes that i can walk comfortably in
ReplyDeleteExactly, which makes you not the stupid one walking around in broken ankles.
DeleteLook, by calling the female human stupid, it was specifically the ones who do the said action.
well maybe you should clarify that in your post..you made a sweeping statement that the most stupid creature is the woman and that is not cool-that being said i do believe that a lot of girls make stupid choices but then again so do lots of men..lots of people are just stupid..period.
DeleteFor example, if I made the statement: "Men are stupid because they wear thongs, giving themselves wedgies.", clearly that wouldn't be including men who don't wear thongs, and also wouldn't include men who wear them that don't get wedgies.
DeleteYou can decide that my post means whomever you would like it to.
If you read what it says, it is clearly talking about the female, who wears heels, and destroys their feet.
The word AND vs OR.
Not "Making them taller or destroying your feet is just plain stupid." but rather "Making them taller and destroying your feet is just plain stupid."
See the difference?
They say that a woman in heels is like a man in the kitchen. Perhaps it's fair to say that if they hurt themselves doing so they should respectively remove themselves from that equation.
ReplyDeleteFTR, I have a few pairs of heels that are more comfortable than some of my flats. But then let's be reasonable; if a female's attire was about comfort, we'd walk around in a messy natural pony, zero makeup, a sweatshirt and sweatpants, and crocs.
Needless to say, I am great in the kitchen...and I hurt myself the same amount as a women would...which is about once a year I'll slice a finger.
DeleteAnd, if that were the case, true beauty would be shown if everyone dressed that way!
If skinny jeans with stilettos aren't a turn-on and skirts with stilettos are, I think tznius rules should be updated to allow pants and forbid skirts. This is a pet peeve of mine. My co-workers in their business pants and women in mom jeans aren't nearly as attention-grabbing as bais yaakov girls in their pencil skirts or swishy skirts.
ReplyDeleteIn theory, I 100% agree with you.
DeleteGirls showing off their legs is a lot hotter then a girl in mom jeans, even though those show "Butt curves" or whatever the reasoning is.
Hey, while we're rewriting halacha, is there anything else you don't like we should change?
ReplyDeletePlay nice.
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